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What kind of Recovering Catholic Girl are you?

Welcome, Recovering Catholic Girl!

You're probably a bit twisted but utterly fabulous.

You're not afraid of hell anymore because you've already been there. You've learned to taser your demons and turn their pitchforks into novelty lamps. You're ready to summon your angels as long as they can make you laugh.

Maybe you've spent years throwing open the door of the confessional and rooting around in the muck invented by frustrated celibates. Perhaps you've still got a heel stuck and need a little sassy encouragement to break free.

We're here to help you laugh it out.

Get ready girls, it's time to play the guilt away!

You Might Be a Recovering Catholic Girl If…

1. You smell incense and immediately break out in a cold sweat and the shakes.

2. On Good Friday you get a manicure and think, “Jesus got his nails done on this day many, many years ago.”

3. You attend Mass regularly only because the new young priest is smoking hot.

4. You see painting of "The Annunciation” and you yell, “run, Mary, run!”

5. You attend Mass in a well-to-do neighborhood so you can see the latest fashions in shoes and purses.

6. You tape a note on the side of the collection basket that says, “for our legal defense fund”.

7. You're addicted to "Sex and the City" reruns and you want to start a column in your church newsletter called “Sex and the Church”.

8. You show up fashionably late to church for a family baptism with a latte from Starbucks in one hand and the latest issue of “Us” magazine in the other.

9. You feel guilty for trying not to feel guilty about anything ever again.

10. You are laughing while you check out this website and you forward the address to friends and family.

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